The Wizard is Hungry.
Rebecca, not sure if you've seen this: http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/c..._penis2/9.html
I also found this: A man peacefully relieving himself was shocked to find his most intimate part the subject of an ophidian assault, when a serpent either unexpectedly took fright at his dangling member, or else spied a tasty morsel.
The man (51) went to relieve himself on the toilet of his Taiwan home. After he had sat down, he suddenly felt a sharp pain, as though he had been cut with a blade.
Shocked by the intense pain, he stood up instinctively, and looking down was shocked to see a large snake hanging off his penis, its fangs sunk firmly home. Its persistence possibly suggests it had indeed mistaken his member for a small rodent, as otherwise it might be expected to flee immediately…
He soon went to the hospital, and fortunately his injuries were light and the snake non-venomous, though doctors harbour concerns of infection: “The inside of a snake’s mouth is none too hygienic, but once we’ve confirmed there is no infection he can go home.”
What happened to the optimistic snake is not recorded.
Taiwan is a tropical place, and snakes frequently enter homes. However, the standards of hygiene are high, and toilets are typically properly plumbed, so it seems possible this interloper borrowed the toilet for use as a lair, rather than entered the domicile from it.
And this:
A man in the midst of relieving himself was shocked when a large rat suddenly leapt forth from the toilet and took a bite out of his dangling manhood.
The man, a resident of the Jianxi province of China, was crouched over a public toilet and in the process of emptying his bowels, when out of the foetid depths of the toilet flew a large and apparently irritated rat, which sank its teeth into the first thing it saw, which happened to be the man’s tenderest part.
The toilet in question was a traditional East Asian squat type, apparently plumbed by the cost efficient means of a large hole full of sewage, possibly explaining the rat’s presence.
A reporter at the scene called the exterior of the toilet “OK”, but thought the inside to be rather unhygienic.
After this shocking assault, the man sprung to his feet whilst bleeding profusely. He pulled up his trousers and headed to the hospital in an unusual display of medical common sense.
The doctor quickly identified the rat’s tooth-marks on the man’s member, and the man soon found the cure as problematic as the malady: his penis was washed in hydrogen peroxide solution as a disinfectant, and he was recommended to take shots against rabies…
The rat apparently made good its escape.
These were at a site called "crunchyroll" LMAO!
The problem with movies like "Teeth", or that You Tube short ("Sausage Fest fo the Weenie Cart Girls") is that there is no actual eating of the naughty bits by the monsters themselves.
Yes, we get crabs and a dog dining on peckers in the first. But the Vagina Dentata only bites. And for me, that bites.
And I know I'm not alone. This chick wanted to see some hungry vajayjay action:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3081133AAudOgS
We were both disappointed on that detail, it seems.
As for the You Tube video, the fact is, everything BUT the victims' peenors goes into the grinder! They put those in some bogus "trophy case"!
Recently, I watched a film called "Papaya, Love Goddess of the Cannibals."
In the first 6 minutes, we see the titular goddess have sex with her victim, and while he basks in the afterglow of his orgasm, she lowers her face to his groin and bites off...something.
It's hard to say what, really. He screams. His hands on his bloody crotch. Her bloody faces rises up into the blurry shadows. Is she chewing? Spitting something out? Really difficult to make out, but it looks like something does fly out of her mouth.
Some "cannibal" goddess. Ripoff, I call it.
So what is up with these directors, anyway? Biting/chopping them off is great, but ingesting is a no-no? That just going a leetle beet too far?
All of the really great movie monsters ate what they bit off, goddammit!
Ask yourself which is better, the T-Rex eating the lawyer, or the T-Rex just biting his arm off and spitting it out? Did the Blob ever spit? Jaws?
I rest my case.
Dear Guys! In fact it is quite not necessary to cut cock and balls before roasting them in the grill or oven. It may be done inside vagina. By the way, most of you know about Vagina dentata; now you should learn about Vagina Ignata (fiery, burning pussy.)
Any volunteers???
Some where on this forum I recently saw a photo or att. of a beautiful woman sitting in a nice dimmly lite restaurant tablle getting ready to order dinner. To assist her was a sexy waitress standing attentively by as the customer is thinking it over. Also standing with the waitress is a naked man of whom the waitress bought over for inspection and consideration to order for dinner. The customer is looking at his delectable cock and balls and with a smile says "I"ll take it". I've had that exact fantasy and It was fantastic.
I am guy volunteer for put my cock and balls in Your Vagina dentata and...
solange.piggy@yahoo.fr
i do think about a male who lay on a glassplate with a hole for his dick , below the plate ther are swimming hungry pirajas....
interesting idea
except i don't like of ideas of animals (like rats) doing the eating (just my opinion)
Just found a new story for the thread. http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/C/ea_155755cock_vor.htm